The Bitter Ex-Girlfriend

Nica and her boyfriend were together for a very looooong time up until she found out that her boyfriend is crushing on another girl.

She feels she is being cheated on and decided to break up with him.

After the break up, she floods the Facebook news feed with all her posts and rants about how a cheater her ex is.

She then proceeds to sourgraping by saying it is better they broke up because her boyfriend is too boring for her. And that she is so happy she is single that she could just party all night and meet up with different guys.

After partying all night long, she sits in front of her computer posting "WOW! I just had the best night in my life!!! #yolo #singleandreadytomingle"

After posting, she crawls to bed and starts looking at pictures of her ex. She then starts crying and reminiscing all the "happy" memories.

By tomorrow, she will post some inspirational life quotes about memories and letting go.

This scenario went on and on until she found her so-called "new" love.

She then starts posting that she is so happy that she has found her "true" love and that this new feeling is something that is incomparable with her past relationships.

She floods her page with couple photos and lovey-dovey posts believing that this will bother her ex-boyfriend and that he will regret ever having a crush on someone else.

Realizing that this does not affect her ex-boyfriend, she proceeds to sharing funny photos on Facebook about cheaters.

With her ex-boyfriend showing no signs of jealousy, regret or whatsoever, Nica tries to make contact with her ex.

Knowing that her ex-boyfriend still likes her and just respected her "decisions in life", Nica wanted them to get back together.

And well..

She decided to break up with her "new-true-love-for-a-few-days", where she immediately posts on Facebook "You know my name , not my story. Stop judging me." right after.

Phew.