The Otakunese

I watch anime and read manga.
But I did not get to the point wherein I need to look and live like one of its characters.

It's okay to become a fan of otaku stuffs.
But it becomes annoying when you would have to push someone into liking all kinds of anime.

Micah is, no doubt, one otaku freak.

She hears you talking about your favorite episode in Slam Dunk, she then butts in and tells you what happens next... and you end up getting spoiled of the rest of the episodes.
She then opens up another anime show which is similar to Slam Dunk.
But you have no idea what that show is.
She would then frown saying "WHAT!? YOU WATCH SLAM DUNK BUT YOU DON'T WATCH @#&^*@#!?! LOSER!!! YOU'RE AN OTAKU WANNA-BE!!"
And then she walks out victoriously, thinking she has outsmarted you with a freaking anime show.

She knows you have read Death Note.
She approaches you and tells you she has already finished the anime a hundred times and the manga a thousand times more.
She even showed you her own copy of the Death Note with the names on it just like on the real thing.
But then you showed no interest with her Death Note coming from Comic Alley.
She then walks out again *victoriously* thinking you got jealous you don't have your own notebook with names of the dead on it.

You watched Rorouni Kenshin the Movie.
She comes to you asking if you knew the series' official sound tracks.
You told her you do not even watch the series.
She then tells you that you have no right to watch the movie if you haven't even watched the entire series.
She then walks out *again feeling victorious* while singing some Japanese song I'm not sure if she understands.

Apart from her bashing and walking out from all people she thinks are just otaku wanna-be's, she always dresses up like her favorite anime character.
She then acts all cutesy *and clumsy* because she believes that's the aspect that makes anime characters likable.
Her voice is like the sound of a mouse with its neck trapped on a door.

Sometimes I often wonder if she's some kind of alien from the anime world trapped inside reality.

She even claims she's so good at Nippongo when all she can say are "Kawaii!" "Sogoi!" "Daijoubu desu ka?"
B*tch please.
You speak Otakunese, not Japanese.