The Bitter Ex-Girlfriend

Nica and her boyfriend were together for a very looooong time up until she found out that her boyfriend is crushing on another girl.

She feels she is being cheated on and decided to break up with him.

After the break up, she floods the Facebook news feed with all her posts and rants about how a cheater her ex is.

She then proceeds to sourgraping by saying it is better they broke up because her boyfriend is too boring for her. And that she is so happy she is single that she could just party all night and meet up with different guys.

After partying all night long, she sits in front of her computer posting "WOW! I just had the best night in my life!!! #yolo #singleandreadytomingle"

After posting, she crawls to bed and starts looking at pictures of her ex. She then starts crying and reminiscing all the "happy" memories.

By tomorrow, she will post some inspirational life quotes about memories and letting go.

This scenario went on and on until she found her so-called "new" love.

She then starts posting that she is so happy that she has found her "true" love and that this new feeling is something that is incomparable with her past relationships.

She floods her page with couple photos and lovey-dovey posts believing that this will bother her ex-boyfriend and that he will regret ever having a crush on someone else.

Realizing that this does not affect her ex-boyfriend, she proceeds to sharing funny photos on Facebook about cheaters.

With her ex-boyfriend showing no signs of jealousy, regret or whatsoever, Nica tries to make contact with her ex.

Knowing that her ex-boyfriend still likes her and just respected her "decisions in life", Nica wanted them to get back together.

And well..

She decided to break up with her "new-true-love-for-a-few-days", where she immediately posts on Facebook "You know my name , not my story. Stop judging me." right after.

Phew.

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The Overly Attached Couple

These two have names but I prefer calling them by Mr. and Ms. OA (overly attached).

This couple just can't seem to get their hands off each other.. literally.

They have to sit beside each other during meals since they have to hold hands. Mr. OA holds the spoon and Ms. OA holds the fork. (Ok. So sweet. Ew.)

While Mr. OA is driving, his other hand has to hold Ms. OA's. (Yeah. Maybe that way when they'll get in an accident, they're still holding hands. Not even death can do them part. .. Well, clearly I'm joking.)

While crossing the streets, they have to wrestle cuddle.

Ms. OA even goes beyond the cute level of cuddling by inserting her arms inside Mr. OA's shirt.
Well.. that's not cute.

They even have their own love language that no one else understands.
Pretty much like aliens from Mars.
"Beep beep bep bop."
"Bop beep bop."
And then they both giggle as if they just said something soooo romantic.
Gross.

I am amazed at how they could still walk while they would even almost hold feet and toes.
They could be acrobats, I don't know. Or maybe they wished they were born conjoined.

I'm not sure if they're just madly in love or they're new in this kind of relationship.
I think that THEY THINK the whole place is their love park.

Like.. honestly.. I have three words for you guys.

GET A ROOM.

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