The Bitter Ex-Girlfriend

Nica and her boyfriend were together for a very looooong time up until she found out that her boyfriend is crushing on another girl.

She feels she is being cheated on and decided to break up with him.

After the break up, she floods the Facebook news feed with all her posts and rants about how a cheater her ex is.

She then proceeds to sourgraping by saying it is better they broke up because her boyfriend is too boring for her. And that she is so happy she is single that she could just party all night and meet up with different guys.

After partying all night long, she sits in front of her computer posting "WOW! I just had the best night in my life!!! #yolo #singleandreadytomingle"

After posting, she crawls to bed and starts looking at pictures of her ex. She then starts crying and reminiscing all the "happy" memories.

By tomorrow, she will post some inspirational life quotes about memories and letting go.

This scenario went on and on until she found her so-called "new" love.

She then starts posting that she is so happy that she has found her "true" love and that this new feeling is something that is incomparable with her past relationships.

She floods her page with couple photos and lovey-dovey posts believing that this will bother her ex-boyfriend and that he will regret ever having a crush on someone else.

Realizing that this does not affect her ex-boyfriend, she proceeds to sharing funny photos on Facebook about cheaters.

With her ex-boyfriend showing no signs of jealousy, regret or whatsoever, Nica tries to make contact with her ex.

Knowing that her ex-boyfriend still likes her and just respected her "decisions in life", Nica wanted them to get back together.

And well..

She decided to break up with her "new-true-love-for-a-few-days", where she immediately posts on Facebook "You know my name , not my story. Stop judging me." right after.

Phew.

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The "I'm Moving On" Girl

Rose seems to be the girl who always has problems with her guy but just can't let him go.

She founds out her boyfriend was cheating on her.
She breaks up with him and declares she will never ever forgive and accept him back.

The next day she tells you she will be moving on and so she needs diversion.

The day after next, you see the two of them back together.
She tells you that people deserve second chances.

The next week, you heard she broke up with him again.
She comes to you telling you that she has made up her mind to really move on.
The day after that, she whines about how she really misses him so they got back.

The following week, she says she broke up with him *again* and tells you that she has finally moved on.
Later that night, she sent you a PM on Facebook telling you that they're together again.

I'm not sure if who should really move on.
Rose moving on about her guy?
Or you moving on about Rose moving on?

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The "STARRY" Girl

Clarisse is the type of person who depends everything on fortune telling, card reading and horoscopes.

She's got a boyfriend not too long ago but broke up with him because she found out their zodiac signs are not compatible.

She went to a black and white themed party wearing red because her daily horoscope told her it would be her lucky color.

She bought seven eggs even if her mom asked her to buy a dozen because the cards told her seven is her lucky number.

Every time she meets a new friend, she'll right away ask what's your zodiac and what year you were born to check if you really should be friends or not.

She has to consult her tarot cards every time she needs to make a decision.

And when something good or bad happens, she claims it's all destined to happen because of the formation of the stars.

Yea. It's all the fault because of the stars.

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The Diva

Sarah always has her earphones on.
There's nothing wrong with it, actually.

What's just irritating is she always sings along...
really loudly.

And it could've been fine if she has a nice voice.

Or even not a nice voice.

But at least she could play on tune.

BUT NO!

She tries to do that blending thing.
And it actually is far different from the original song.

It's really annoying.
And it's even more annoying because she thinks people who could hear her likes listening to her.

She sounds like a dying puppy.

Gaaaawd.

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The Cowboy Girl

Nichole claims she is a BUGAY-type of girl, that you won't have any problems with bringing her anywhere since she can deal with any kinds of situations well.

She said she's the boyish type since she's the only daughter.
Her parents only have two children.

The group planned for an outing. Everyone suggested for a boodle fight.
She exclaimed she's in. But then she demands everyone to use spoons and forks.

She won't even swim in the beach with no proper swimwear and ACCESSORIES.
She has to have goggles and some flippers.

Everyone is staying the night on a tent.
She rents an air-conditioned room.

Yeah right, so-called cowgirl.

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The Instant Certified Girl

Ever knew someone who has a loooot of self-proclaimed titles?

Well, May is one of those TITLES holder.

She went swimming on a pool for a while. She then posts "CERTIFIED SWIMMER :)"

She tried skating once.
"PRO SKATER"

She liked Gangnam Style.
"PSY NUMBER 1 FAN!!!"

She finished an essay her teacher gave them as a homework.
"NOVELIST HERE :)"

She finished a declamation piece with a B+ score.
"NATURALLY BORN ACTRESS"

I tried cooking once but I never claimed to be a chef.
Like yea. I don't think you get certified or anything by trying something once.

Got bruises because of skimming.
Instant "SURF GIRL."

BEACH please.
I've been surfing for years but I have never claimed to be a certified surfing material. (I can name a LOT of websites you never even heard oooooof!!)
And since then, I have never gotten any bruises. Beat that. 

Well then...

If she cleans her dog's poop, I'll call her CERTIFIED POOP CLEANER.

Hi, there, POOP!

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The "NOTICE ME" Girl

Agnes (yea, let's just call her by that name) keeps on talking by herself.

Everytime.

In front of her computer.

While reading text messages.

While listening to music.

While others are not paying attention.

"Oh, sh*t! Again!?"

"What could he want this time?"

"This is hilarious!"

And most of the times even laughs suddenly.

Yeah. Pretty like someone who'd implicity says "Come'on! Something's going on! Ask meeee about it!!"

But like we care.

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