The Powertripper

Stacy used to be a really sweet and friendly lady up until she was appointed student body president.

This so-called authority changed her.

She feels oh so powerful that she does not want to be seen as the ordinary Stacy. She wants everyone to realize how powerful she could really be.

One time, she saw a student taking a nap inside the classroom. Instead of approaching the student to discipline him, or maybe even knowing the reason why he was sleeping (he could be sick, who knows), she just took a photograph of the student and sent it directly to the department head.

The poor student got a suspension without any warning.

Stacy didn't feel any pity for the student. Instead, she feels more powerful that she has actually done something to suspend a student.

"My, what great powers I have!" is maybe what she is thinking.

She then started implementing rules and events that is desirable for her.

She scheduled a fashion show because that's what she wants - even if the rest of the students don't like the idea.

A different student body officer posted on Facebook that she does not like fashion shows because it is so "baduy" for her.

Stacy saw this and got really mad because she can't accept the fact that someone doesn't like her idea or the way she "leads" things. She took a screen shot and sent it again to the department head, crying like a childish brat because she got so HURT. Ugh.

She wanted the officer to be kicked out of the student body because, well.. because that's what she wants.

And because she feels she has the power to do so.

Wow.

What a leader.

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The Otakunese

I watch anime and read manga.
But I did not get to the point wherein I need to look and live like one of its characters.

It's okay to become a fan of otaku stuffs.
But it becomes annoying when you would have to push someone into liking all kinds of anime.

Micah is, no doubt, one otaku freak.

She hears you talking about your favorite episode in Slam Dunk, she then butts in and tells you what happens next... and you end up getting spoiled of the rest of the episodes.
She then opens up another anime show which is similar to Slam Dunk.
But you have no idea what that show is.
She would then frown saying "WHAT!? YOU WATCH SLAM DUNK BUT YOU DON'T WATCH @#&^*@#!?! LOSER!!! YOU'RE AN OTAKU WANNA-BE!!"
And then she walks out victoriously, thinking she has outsmarted you with a freaking anime show.

She knows you have read Death Note.
She approaches you and tells you she has already finished the anime a hundred times and the manga a thousand times more.
She even showed you her own copy of the Death Note with the names on it just like on the real thing.
But then you showed no interest with her Death Note coming from Comic Alley.
She then walks out again *victoriously* thinking you got jealous you don't have your own notebook with names of the dead on it.

You watched Rorouni Kenshin the Movie.
She comes to you asking if you knew the series' official sound tracks.
You told her you do not even watch the series.
She then tells you that you have no right to watch the movie if you haven't even watched the entire series.
She then walks out *again feeling victorious* while singing some Japanese song I'm not sure if she understands.

Apart from her bashing and walking out from all people she thinks are just otaku wanna-be's, she always dresses up like her favorite anime character.
She then acts all cutesy *and clumsy* because she believes that's the aspect that makes anime characters likable.
Her voice is like the sound of a mouse with its neck trapped on a door.

Sometimes I often wonder if she's some kind of alien from the anime world trapped inside reality.

She even claims she's so good at Nippongo when all she can say are "Kawaii!" "Sogoi!" "Daijoubu desu ka?"
B*tch please.
You speak Otakunese, not Japanese.

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The Diva

Sarah always has her earphones on.
There's nothing wrong with it, actually.

What's just irritating is she always sings along...
really loudly.

And it could've been fine if she has a nice voice.

Or even not a nice voice.

But at least she could play on tune.

BUT NO!

She tries to do that blending thing.
And it actually is far different from the original song.

It's really annoying.
And it's even more annoying because she thinks people who could hear her likes listening to her.

She sounds like a dying puppy.

Gaaaawd.

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The Instant Certified Girl

Ever knew someone who has a loooot of self-proclaimed titles?

Well, May is one of those TITLES holder.

She went swimming on a pool for a while. She then posts "CERTIFIED SWIMMER :)"

She tried skating once.
"PRO SKATER"

She liked Gangnam Style.
"PSY NUMBER 1 FAN!!!"

She finished an essay her teacher gave them as a homework.
"NOVELIST HERE :)"

She finished a declamation piece with a B+ score.
"NATURALLY BORN ACTRESS"

I tried cooking once but I never claimed to be a chef.
Like yea. I don't think you get certified or anything by trying something once.

Got bruises because of skimming.
Instant "SURF GIRL."

BEACH please.
I've been surfing for years but I have never claimed to be a certified surfing material. (I can name a LOT of websites you never even heard oooooof!!)
And since then, I have never gotten any bruises. Beat that. 

Well then...

If she cleans her dog's poop, I'll call her CERTIFIED POOP CLEANER.

Hi, there, POOP!

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